101 Uses for a Football (Summersdale Humour) by Louise McKay

By Louise McKay

If soccer ain't your factor, then this name is for you. while global Cup fever moves, fantasise a few footie-free international within which these bloomin' balls were became to higher and funnier makes use of.

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57 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Stunt hunch for bell-ringers living in Nôtre Dame cathedral. 58 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A miniature version of Menwith Hill Espionage Centre for miniature governmental spies. 59 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Huge pearl necklace for an overgrown Sloane. Okay yar? 60 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 61 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Prosthetic dalmation knackers. 62 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A cannonball for pacifists. 63 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Slotless piggy bank for someone with no money. 64 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Decorative hundreds and thousands for Hagrid’s birthday cake.

63 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Slotless piggy bank for someone with no money. 64 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Decorative hundreds and thousands for Hagrid’s birthday cake.

38 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Oh, and a more palatable replacement for the ubiquitous gherkin (and so much easier to fish out with your hands). 39 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Humbug sweets for divvy kids who don’t know the difference between stripes and spots. 40 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 41 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL An ineffective demolition ball for buildings you don’t really want to knock down. 42 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Brilliant new female contraceptive – let’s face it, football is quite a turn-off. 43 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Prosthetic head for unfortunate 18th Century French aristocrats.

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